Carry On Carmarthen

What with all those pesky journalists phoning every five minutes, the accusations of witchcraft, verminous bloggers and the coppers getting tetchy over being made a laughing stock, it's all got a bit too much for Meryl who's been taking it out on poor Mr James again.

"Twpsyn, do I have to tell you again? The next time that bloody woman comes in with her mobile, don't mess about calling the police. Shoot her!"